Hoodshit Archive

Carry Ya Ass Wifi

Desperate for a Wifi signal, you stumble across this person’s network.  How stink of a human could you be to have a Carry Ya Ass Wifi network name
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Ghetto Cuisine

The damn restaurant in the hood serving Ghetto Cuisine…how in the hell could a Vietnamese restaurant have the name Pho Shizzle ????  Man this what happens when Snoop
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Tumble Weave

You see it everytime there’s a fight in the hood….the first thing which goes flying is the cheap weave.  All the hood fight videos where Bahamas Women Fighting each other,
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Ghetto Tombstone

The only thing better than a Ghetto Tombstone is a ratchet ass Ghetto Twerk Funeral !  Yeah, both damn ghetto alike but who puts shoes in a tombstone ?  Man
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Ghetto Sports Car

We all believe in becoming filthy rich and enjoying the finer things in life….being able to travel wherever you like and have the best clothes and cars.  But
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Ghetto Park Sign

I don’t know where in the hell this park is but this is one ratchet Ghetto Park Sign !  No Drinking Alcohol or Mouthwash ????  No Bodily Functions
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Independent and Single

The sign of true independence isn’t how much you have necessarily accomplished in life…. a woman can demonstrate that she is independent and single by being able to
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