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Used Car

I copied my Match.com dating info from a Used Car website. Black – Good condition – Reliable – Cheap – No evidence of rear end damage. Must See.
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Life Choices

How am you supposed to make great Life Choices when you still use your fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
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Passcode Lock

Got a Passcode Lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of me drunk as
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Not Fat

Tell a girl a million times shes Not Fat… She’ll never believe you… Call her fat once she’ll never forget it.
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Security Camera

So the technology exists allowing us to watch TV and movies in 3-D or HD, but when it comes to Security Camera footage it still looks like it’s
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Girlfriend Trick

If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys you, don’t tell her to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is. The ultimate Girlfriend
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